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In case you were wondering, that sound you just heard was Jeff Weaver's tits getting ripped once again. I've never in my life seen a staff of pitchers that either throw a gem or batting practice. There is no in between with this Cardinals staff. Do they forget that they're pitchers? Is Auggie IV tapping Kegs at noon for 7:05 starts? I just don't understand it. Oh and by the way Walt, nice job at the trading deadline. Way to go out and get Jeff, Ronnie, and Jorge. Yep, that's exactly what this team needed. Nothing like two worthless pitchers and a so so second baseman to strike fear in the hearts of opposing National League teams. Lets hope that we can pick up Walker off waivers again, or maybe Will Clark. Does anyone know what Shawon is doing nowadays? This organization is laughing all the way to the bank. Maybe next year they'll pull a Major League 2 and sell all the rights to the outfield wall, then trade away Parkman for a Japanese import.