HELP!!!

Well blogsters,

We're only 2.75 games through the 2007 season, and I'd be lying if I didn't say that I'm a bit worried about this year's club. Our offense will come around, but our pitching is SUSPECT AT BEST! With Carpenter already missing his next start, we are left with a group of pitchers who collectively have only a few more MLB wins than I do. Tony, if you're reading, I'll take the ball this weekend, just shoot a response to this post and I'll catch the next train South. I won't even ask you to pay my fare. I am willing to accept Budweiser and easy drinking Budweiser Select in leiu of cash. Think about it.